MARTIN & SWISHER EXCHANGE TEXTS

Martin: bro, you ready to 2012?

Swisher: yeah man! Right on!

Martin: I hope u don’t get traded

Swisher: What a jerk bro! No I’m fired up. Honeymoon in Afghanistan was awesome

Martin: That was a great move, you and Joanna are awesome!

Swisher: thx, it’s great to see the troops… really fun

Martin: nice touch! U hear about Jorge?

Swisher: Yeah, read it on Bleeding Yankee Blue! Bummer

Martin: BYB. Nice. They love us.

Swisher: whats not to love, lol

Martin: Jorge will stick around, help out tho right?

Swisher: he loves this team, no doubt. he's the best

Martin: how do u think AJ will do this year

Swisher: u need to straighten him out, but the dude will thrive this year, I have a feeling

Martin: the guys got the talent no doubt

Swisher: true that

Martin: u talk to cc after he resigned?

Swisher: no, the Monster’s enjoying Jersey with the fam i bet

Martin: lol. So glad he’s back, total ACE and a great dude

Swisher: the leader of this team fo sho

Martin: How do u think our pitching will be?

Swisher: great, we have a great team.

Martin: I hope we don’t need u to pitch! Haha

Swisher: u remember that crap? Funny right?

Martin: I was in LA watching it with Loney, we were dying, what the hell

Swisher: yeah man, im superman bro, I can do anything. :)

Martin: no doubt. Just hit this year and kick some ass and then we’ll talk.

Swisher: I will, I’m ready

Martin: Me too bro…me too.

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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