STFU!

He's annoying. Scott Boras is a pain in the ass annoying.

I just want to make this statement and then I'll move on.  Bryce Harper was NEVER on the Yankees radar. We have plenty of outfielders.  Bryce Harper is not a first baseman.  The Yankees would rather not try that $300 million experiment and look like morons.  Plus... let's be honest... Bryce Harper is too expensive nd 6 years from now he's going to slow down and that contract is going to suck.  And so, the Yankees didn't... I repeat DID NOT EVER WANT HIM BECAUSE THERE WASN'T EVER A FIT FOR HIM.

The ONLY reason why this rumor crap came to a head was because Bryce Harper was a free agent this off season and he expressed at one time in his career that he wanted to be a New York Yankee. But Brian Cashman told you all plenty of times that the Yankees weren't interested. And while I know you all want him in your stocking for Christmas... I am also 100% sure it will never happen. SO STOP IT... ALL OF YOU.

Enter Scott Boras, the biggest dunce of them all. The New York Daily News writes:

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"...Scott Boras hinted Wednesday that Yankees GM Brian Cashman’s expressed disinterest in free agent slugger Bryce Harper may be overstated. Recalling the Yankees’ swooping in in the process to sign Mark Teixeira ten years ago, Boras indicated we should all stay tuned. 

'When the nurse walks in with the thermometer, the issue isn’t what (the temperature reads) that day...it’s the health of the patient when they’re ready to leave the hospital,' Boras said about the on-going Harper market."

It's madness and this jack ass gets paid to do this.  Guess what... at this point, even if Cashman was interested in Harper... Boras just turned him off.

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