Friday, January 27, 2012

BURNETT & ROTHSCHILD EXCHANGE TEXTS

Rothschild: How u doing kid ,mind clear?

Burnett: everyone thinks my mind is messed, no im good chief

Rothschild: hows the arm?

Burnett: strong, ready. People keep saying my minds messed up

Rothschild: yeah u said that. Ok, how r the mechanics ??

Burnett: seems good

Rothschild: you want to get down to FLA early and start?

Burnett: could probably do that, will CC be there?

Rothschild: I think so

Burnett: im worried about my mind, people say im messed up.

Rothschild: --

Burnett: voices do happen though

Rothschild: ok well, maybe we can have a doc to check u out

Burnett: and I have weird songs and stuff, but I feel good physically

Rothschild: what do they say?

Burnett: weird stuff, its like my minds confusing me, thats when i start me lose focus

Rothschild: spit it out kid, im at the grocery store with the little lady

Burnett: no.you’ll laugh

Rothschild: just tell me, its not some devil crap or anything right?

Burnett: no, wacky stuff

Rothschild: k, give me a hint

Burnett: George peppard is a friend of mine until the day he said OH NO IT'S TIME!!!

Rothschild: oh god. What does that even mean?

Burnett: I don’t know but I’ve heard it in my head for 2 years. Thats when i start to lose it out there

Rothschild: um ok

Burnett: Who’s george peppard?

Rothschild: the A-Team kid, ur too young. Anyway, I’ll talk about getting a doc to check you out. Maybe a screws loose

Burnett: yeah I feel great but these weird voices

Rothschild: yeah

Burnett: George peppard?

Rothschild: I could see Mr. T, he’s iconic, but you don’t even know who george peppard is….

Burnett: that’s what im saying

Rothschild: take a hot shower and go throw in your barn… im gonna make a few calls

Burnett: about my mind?

Rothschild: something like that kid, something like that

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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