"No way. Not even dead." - Aroldis Chapman
"If I were told that I was being traded to New York, I'd pack my things and go home. I'll retire right on the spot if that happens. I'm not crazy. Never again." - Aroldis Chapman
Oh, silly Chapman YOU ARE CRAZY! I love these stories that come out (they feel like they are more frequent lately) where players are talking so vehemently against the Yankees....and they start impersonating each other. In case you missed it, Chapman just did his best Vladimir Guerrero Jr impression. I'm sure he's flattered.
In case you missed it, Chapman does not miss the Yankees one bit and he made sure everyone knows it. You can read more about it HERE, and laugh. Once upon a time, Chapman wore pinstripes but he got a bad tattoo, got an infection, had a falling out with the "Yankee bosses" as he stated and was eventually removed from the 2022 ALDS roster after he threw a temper tantrum. That's the reader's digest version.
So a podcast he was on asked if he would ever return to the Yankees and he pulled a Vlad. Almost three years ago we wrote VLADIMIR GUERRERO JR IS OBSESSED WITH THE YANKEES & I LOVE IT! He said he would "never" sign with the Yankees "not even dead." They say imitation is the highest form of flattery....in this case, it's also another hilarious headline Yankee fans laugh at. How sad to be void of any original thoughts, Chapman.
I can answer that with an unoriginal thought though. Chapman doesn't have to worry about the Yankees giving him a call anytime soon. I think I can speak confidently when I say Chapman shouldn'tstare at his cellphone like a sad teenage girl waiting for her crush to text.....we don't want him back. He can stay in Boston, eat his clam chowder and go get as many bad tattoos as he wants. We're good with David Bednar closing out our games. Maybe he's just salty that closed out Game 1 of the Wild Card series but then had to watch his old team rally back and win the series.
At any rate, Vlad used that line better. At least it was entertaining and inspired by family and childhood drama. Chappy is just mad because he wasn't traded or released after the Yankees decided they were over his crap.
What a cry baby....
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