EUGENIO SUAREZ RUMORS HEATING UP BIGLY

The Eugenio Suárez-to-the-Yankees rumor mill is spinning faster than a Judge moonshot—and honestly, it's about time. The Yankees have had a glaring infield problem since checks notes December, and just like every other year, fans spotted it first while Brian Cashman was off somewhere trying to reanimate the corpse of Josh Donaldson’s career.

Now it’s mid-July, DJ LeMahieu is done, Oswaldo Cabrera’s bandaged up, and Oswald Peraza might as well be in witness protection. Not because he's worse than Anthony Volpe (spoiler: he's not), but because the Yankees apparently value marketability over metrics. The kid doesn’t sell jerseys, so he’s out. Classic Bronx front-office logic.

Enter Eugenio Suárez—the big bat from the desert who's apparently just as fed up with losing as Yankee fans are with Boone’s bullpen decisions. During his All-Star media duties, Suárez didn’t shy away from flirting with the Bombers:

“It’s a team that wants to win,” he said. “They’re hungry still. If I got over there, I would do my best and try to help them win the World Series.”

Let’s go, king. Pack your bags.

Stat-wise, Suárez is dropping bombs like it's 2019: 31 homers already, with a clean .277/.332/.587 slash line and a slugging percentage that screams “carry me to October.” He's the kind of guy the Yankees should’ve had locked in six months ago—yet here we are, again, scrambling at the trade deadline like it’s a last-minute group project.

Of course, nothing in Yankee Land is simple. To get Suárez, Cashman’s going to have to make some magic happen without touching the Big Three prospects: Spencer Jones, George Lombard Jr., and Cam Schlittler. And if he trades one of them, expect Yankee Twitter to light its torches by sundown.

But even if they land Suárez, here's the cold truth: this team isn't winning a World Series—not because of talent, but because of leadership. Boone’s in-game strategy still looks like he’s playing MLB The Show on autoplay. And the bigger problem? No one’s holding him accountable.

Suárez might bring some much-needed juice to the infield, but unless something major changes upstairs, this season's ceiling still feels like a second-round exit and a “we’ll get ’em next year” press conference.