And it's a whole lot of old news.
Another day, another useless Aaron Boone interview where he says absolutely nothing of value. The guy is a glorified Yankees PR puppet, not a real manager. He’s a lousy decision-maker when the game is on the line, and he’s somehow still in charge of this team. Boone graced the airwaves of WFAN, and if his words were any indication, the Yankees seem done for the offseason.
Boone—ever the master of stating the obvious—said he’ll "likely" have Cody Bellinger in center field and Jasson Domínguez in left. Wow, groundbreaking stuff! Who could’ve possibly predicted that? Oh, right—everyone. There was some chatter that Spencer Jones might make a push to compete with Domínguez, but not from Boone. The surprise twist? Everson Pereira might be in the mix for an outfield spot. Didn’t really see that one coming, but hey, at least there’s something mildly interesting in Boone’s word salad. And of course, Bellinger’s ability to shift between first base and the outfield was mentioned as if we didn’t already know that.
But Boone wasn’t done blessing us with more of the same. He also dropped another "big" update: the team is considering moving Jazz Chisholm back to second base and having DJ LeMahieu, Oswaldo Cabrera, and Oswald Peraza split time at 3rd. Shocking. Absolutely nobody saw that coming. Oh wait, yes, we did. Bleeding Yankee Blue has been reporting on that in between every rumor tying the Yankees to every available infielder on the planet. It’s almost like Boone just reads BYB headlines and regurgitates them with zero additional insight.
So, to summarize: Boone talked, but nothing new was said. It’s like he has a magical ability to drain the life out of every "update" he gives.
The real question is, why is this guy still the Yankees' manager? How much longer do we have to suffer through his mind-numbing press conferences? Can we just fast-forward to Spring Training already? Better yet, can we fast-forward to the part where Boone finally gets fired? Because, honestly, that’s the only real update I’m waiting for.
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