Wednesday, April 13, 2011

SWISHER AND TEIXEIRA EXCHANGE TEXTS


Swisher: bro we're in hitting hell lol

Teixeira: not sure what happened.

Swisher
: you started tweeting too much lol


Teixeira: it's neat dude

Swisher
: the fans kickass


Teixeira: seriously I think we should follow @bleednyankeeblu. He likes us

Swisher:
dudes alright. true


Teixeira
: but yeah, my hitting sucks again


Swisher: long's breakn my balls

Teixeira
: he's does that


Swisher
: I know we'll snap out


Teixeira: how do u think jorge and dj feel

Swisher: they suck as bad as us lol

Teixeira: papers r ripping them

Swisher:
comes with the territory


Teixeira: do u think it bothers jeet?

Swisher: nothing bothers that dude. He's the man lol

Teixeira: jorge??

Swisher:
it bothers him, he works too hard, he'll break out of it. Started strong


Teixeira
: me too. what happened?


Swisher:
you suck now ;)


Teixeira
: dick


Swisher
: we will get back on track


Teixeira
: better soon, rangers are after O's


Swisher: f them, we'll take them down

Teixeira: not if we can't hit

Swisher
: it feels like someone took our super powers


Teixeira: what the f r u talking about Lol

Swisher:
kryptonite destroying us Hahaha


Teixeira: who's kryptonite, colon?

Swisher
: joe hahahahaha


Teixeira: oh god. Btw, heard about ur bud sheen's radio city show

Swisher: yeah

Teixeira: ny city killed him. he sucked. What up with that?? Losing? lol

Swisher
: unraveling


Teixeira: and wore yankee gear on stage

Swisher
: I hate that he does that. Yankee pride bro


Teixeira
: right, the dudes at the end


Swisher:
I'm distancing myself


Teixeira: good maybe then you'll concentrate on hitting ha!

Swisher:
stop tweeting and I will start hitting


Teixeira: it's addicting dude. at least i don't tweet baseball trivia like grandy! haha

Swisher:
i know, hilarious.


Teixeira:
later


(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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1 comment:

  1. Omw, that was so funny... I loved it. hahaha and this is exactly how it would have gone. I love love it. hahahahah

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