Wednesday, April 13, 2011
SWISHER AND TEIXEIRA EXCHANGE TEXTS
Swisher: bro we're in hitting hell lol
Teixeira: not sure what happened.
Swisher: you started tweeting too much lol
Teixeira: it's neat dude
Swisher: the fans kickass
Teixeira: seriously I think we should follow @bleednyankeeblu. He likes us
Swisher: dudes alright. true
Teixeira: but yeah, my hitting sucks again
Swisher: long's breakn my balls
Teixeira: he's does that
Swisher: I know we'll snap out
Teixeira: how do u think jorge and dj feel
Swisher: they suck as bad as us lol
Teixeira: papers r ripping them
Swisher: comes with the territory
Teixeira: do u think it bothers jeet?
Swisher: nothing bothers that dude. He's the man lol
Teixeira: jorge??
Swisher: it bothers him, he works too hard, he'll break out of it. Started strong
Teixeira: me too. what happened?
Swisher: you suck now ;)
Teixeira: dick
Swisher: we will get back on track
Teixeira: better soon, rangers are after O's
Swisher: f them, we'll take them down
Teixeira: not if we can't hit
Swisher: it feels like someone took our super powers
Teixeira: what the f r u talking about Lol
Swisher: kryptonite destroying us Hahaha
Teixeira: who's kryptonite, colon?
Swisher: joe hahahahaha
Teixeira: oh god. Btw, heard about ur bud sheen's radio city show
Swisher: yeah
Teixeira: ny city killed him. he sucked. What up with that?? Losing? lol
Swisher: unraveling
Teixeira: and wore yankee gear on stage
Swisher: I hate that he does that. Yankee pride bro
Teixeira: right, the dudes at the end
Swisher: I'm distancing myself
Teixeira: good maybe then you'll concentrate on hitting ha!
Swisher: stop tweeting and I will start hitting
Teixeira: it's addicting dude. at least i don't tweet baseball trivia like grandy! haha
Swisher: i know, hilarious.
Teixeira: later
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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Omw, that was so funny... I loved it. hahaha and this is exactly how it would have gone. I love love it. hahahahah
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