SWISHER AND TEIXEIRA EXCHANGE TEXTS

Swisher: bro we're in hitting hell lol

Teixeira: not sure what happened.

Swisher: you started tweeting too much lol

Teixeira: it's neat dude

Swisher: the fans kickass

Teixeira: seriously I think we should follow @bleednyankeeblu. He likes us

Swisher: dudes alright. true

Teixeira: but yeah, my hitting sucks again

Swisher: long's breakn my balls

Teixeira: he's does that

Swisher: I know we'll snap out

Teixeira: how do u think jorge and dj feel

Swisher: they suck as bad as us lol

Teixeira: papers r ripping them

Swisher: comes with the territory

Teixeira: do u think it bothers jeet?

Swisher: nothing bothers that dude. He's the man lol

Teixeira: jorge??

Swisher: it bothers him, he works too hard, he'll break out of it. Started strong

Teixeira: me too. what happened?

Swisher: you suck now ;)

Teixeira: dick

Swisher: we will get back on track

Teixeira: better soon, rangers are after O's

Swisher: f them, we'll take them down

Teixeira: not if we can't hit

Swisher: it feels like someone took our super powers

Teixeira: what the f r u talking about Lol

Swisher: kryptonite destroying us Hahaha

Teixeira: who's kryptonite, colon?

Swisher: joe hahahahaha

Teixeira: oh god. Btw, heard about ur bud sheen's radio city show

Swisher: yeah

Teixeira: ny city killed him. he sucked. What up with that?? Losing? lol

Swisher: unraveling

Teixeira: and wore yankee gear on stage

Swisher: I hate that he does that. Yankee pride bro

Teixeira: right, the dudes at the end

Swisher: I'm distancing myself

Teixeira: good maybe then you'll concentrate on hitting ha!

Swisher: stop tweeting and I will start hitting

Teixeira: it's addicting dude. at least i don't tweet baseball trivia like grandy! haha

Swisher: i know, hilarious.

Teixeira: later

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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