SWISHER AND CHAVEZ EXCHANGE TEXTS

Swisher: Bro. Ur in!! Like old timeS

Chavez: psyched mofo!!!

Swisher: quest for 28 will be sick, don't get hurt lol

Chavez: trying I'm accident prone :)

Swisher: you'll love this team

Chavez: its sick, love the guys

Swisher: and we'll party like the Oakland days when we ran that town

Chavez: whats yankee stadium like opening day

Swisher: remember oakland coluseum?

Chavez: yeah bro

Swisher: NOTHING LIKE THAT

Chavez: got chills lol

Swisher: yankee fans bleed blue. Mad sick fans

Chavez: and jeter's king?

Swisher: Jeters God lol

Chavez: can't wait to see this

Swisher: just have pride in the stripes and work!!!

Chavez: damn what a ride. Got to stay healthy

Swisher: yeah bro and sterling will come up with a HR call for u

Chavez: like?

Swisher: chavez shaves one!! GONE!

Chavez: that sucks lol

Swisher: Sunday with a Chavy on top LOL

Chavez: what?

Swisher: It's the Chavezator!! Chavez goes yard!!

Chavez: not feeling it.

Swisher: yeah, well get used to it, its the biggest stage ever!!! :)

Chavez: love it

Swisher: and don't look back

Chavez: got it

Swisher: welcome to the best time of your career bro, game on

Chavez: game on

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY) 

Be sure to join the Swisher campaign on Facebook WE WANT NICK SWISHER ON SNL

Be sure to check out the latest comedy from Bronx Goblin HERE.