Sheen: Duh. winning is the only option in my black hole of glory
Swisher: :) Stay focussed
Sheen: tiger blood and warlock dreams can't hold me down. im hungry for corporate flesh
Swisher: I said focus dude. R u high???
Sheen: sheen dust, ego, lust and life. The sheen way. Everybody wants the sheen
Swisher: your losing me. i need to get back to batting practice
Sheen: You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm son.
Swisher: wait, what???? by the way, y did u wear the yankee shirt i gave u during ur weird vid???
Sheen: I root for ny. I'm bitchin! Yanks all r bitchin! perfect marriage.
Swisher: bad message. I dont like it
Sheen: now your turning on me??? Were bros, I'm your favorite warlock
Swisher: haha its bizzaro world now
Sheen: There's 1 charlie sheen I take the world by the balls.
Swisher: huh?
Sheen: I win, im wit smokin hotties and live a narly fantasy rockstar life
Swisher: bro. Too much tiger blood i think :(
Sheen: never enough
Swish: the machete gag jumped the shark fyi
Sheen: f u dude. I'm the wizard you all are peasants. I'm winning ADL
Swisher: adl???
Sheen: all day long champ
Swisher: see? Lol I don't even know what that means
Sheen: it means I love to be surrounded by my hotties and conquer the world. jump on the sheen train
Swisher: can't ruin my rep. Yanks are my fam
Sheen: charlie sheen will not be fazed torpedo of truth coming
Swisher: Keep the yankee gear off Warlock
Sheen: im doing me
Swisher: your losing bro, losing
Swisher: bad message. I dont like it
Sheen: now your turning on me??? Were bros, I'm your favorite warlock
Swisher: haha its bizzaro world now
Sheen: There's 1 charlie sheen I take the world by the balls.
Swisher: huh?
Sheen: I win, im wit smokin hotties and live a narly fantasy rockstar life
Swisher: bro. Too much tiger blood i think :(
Sheen: never enough
Swish: the machete gag jumped the shark fyi
Sheen: f u dude. I'm the wizard you all are peasants. I'm winning ADL
Swisher: adl???
Sheen: all day long champ
Swisher: see? Lol I don't even know what that means
Sheen: it means I love to be surrounded by my hotties and conquer the world. jump on the sheen train
Swisher: can't ruin my rep. Yanks are my fam
Sheen: charlie sheen will not be fazed torpedo of truth coming
Swisher: Keep the yankee gear off Warlock
Sheen: im doing me
Swisher: your losing bro, losing
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
Come on Charlie!! We don't want to watch you crash and burn farther than you already have! You are worth saving but first you have to realize it!!! There's no glory in a rock and roll death! If Robert Downey Jr can do it so can you!!!!
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