Wednesday, March 9, 2011

SWISH AND SHEEN EXCHANGE TEXTS: PART 2

Swisher: bro. your nuttier!! lol

Sheen: Duh. winning is the only option in my black hole of glory

Swisher: :) Stay focussed

Sheen: tiger blood and warlock dreams can't hold me down. im hungry for corporate flesh

Swisher: I said focus dude. R u high???

Sheen: sheen dust, ego, lust and life. The sheen way. Everybody wants the sheen

Swisher: your losing me. i need to get back to batting practice

Sheen:
You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm son.

Swisher: wait, what???? by the way, y did u wear the yankee shirt i gave u during ur weird vid???


Sheen: I root for ny. I'm bitchin! Yanks all r bitchin! perfect marriage.

Swisher: bad message. I dont like it

Sheen: now your turning on me??? Were bros, I'm your favorite warlock

Swisher: haha its bizzaro world now

Sheen: There's 1 charlie sheen I take the world by the balls.

Swisher: huh?

Sheen: I win, im wit smokin hotties and live a narly fantasy rockstar life

Swisher: bro. Too much tiger blood i think :(

Sheen: never enough

Swish: the machete gag jumped the shark fyi

Sheen: f u dude. I'm the wizard you all are peasants. I'm winning ADL

Swisher: adl???

Sheen: all day long champ

Swisher: see? Lol I don't even know what that means

Sheen: it means I love to be surrounded by my hotties and conquer the world. jump on the sheen train

Swisher: can't ruin my rep. Yanks are my fam

Sheen: charlie sheen will not be fazed torpedo of truth coming

Swisher: Keep the yankee gear off Warlock

Sheen: im doing me

Swisher: your losing bro, losing

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)






3 comments:

  1. Come on Charlie!! We don't want to watch you crash and burn farther than you already have! You are worth saving but first you have to realize it!!! There's no glory in a rock and roll death! If Robert Downey Jr can do it so can you!!!!

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  2. these aren't real right?

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