Swisher: bro. your nuttier!! lol
Sheen: Duh. winning is the only option in my black hole of glory
Swisher: :) Stay focussed
Sheen: tiger blood and warlock dreams can't hold me down. im hungry for corporate flesh
Swisher: I said focus dude. R u high???
Sheen: sheen dust, ego, lust and life. The sheen way. Everybody wants the sheen
Swisher: your losing me. i need to get back to batting practice
Sheen: You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm son.
Swisher: wait, what???? by the way, y did u wear the yankee shirt i gave u during ur weird vid???
Sheen: I root for ny. I'm bitchin! Yanks all r bitchin! perfect marriage.
Swisher: bad message. I dont like it
Sheen: now your turning on me??? Were bros, I'm your favorite warlock
Swisher: haha its bizzaro world now
Sheen: There's 1 charlie sheen I take the world by the balls.
Sheen: I win, im wit smokin hotties and live a narly fantasy rockstar life
Swisher: bro. Too much tiger blood i think :(
Sheen: never enough
Swish: the machete gag jumped the shark fyi
Sheen: f u dude. I'm the wizard you all are peasants. I'm winning ADL
Sheen: all day long champ
Swisher: see? Lol I don't even know what that means
Sheen: it means I love to be surrounded by my hotties and conquer the world. jump on the sheen train
Swisher: can't ruin my rep. Yanks are my fam
Sheen: charlie sheen will not be fazed torpedo of truth coming
Swisher: Keep the yankee gear off Warlock
Sheen: im doing me
Swisher: your losing bro, losing
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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