Showing posts with label alvaro espinoza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alvaro espinoza. Show all posts

Saturday, September 28, 2013

YOU DON'T KNOW BAD YANKEE TEAMS PAL!

I’m apologizing to my friend, but only alittle...


Last week, a buddy of mine got a little emotional about Mo’s retirement. And me being the true friend that I am, what else would I do besides ripping the dude to shreds?  There may have been a tampon comment along the way...but this is guy talk.  Sometimes you need to break balls.   A few days later I realized I may have been a little harsh. But rather than feeling guilty for what I said, I started to feel bad for him.  He couldn’t control himself. He didn’t know anything else. Don't follow me? Keep reading...


Fact: the Yankees have been good for the last 20 years. That has spoiled a whole generation of fans. They don’t know anything else. While this run has been amazing, it really has done Yankee fans a dis-service. He became a baseball fan in the mid-90s. His heroes are Bernie, Jeter, Jorge, Mo, and Andy. He doesn’t know anything else.. Five championships in 14 years…I get it, it's over. His heroes are gone and the farm is barren. I only see dark days ahead for my Yankees...my opinion of course.

(In Photo: Alvaro Espinoza)

This is good for my buddy. Maybe he can appreciate what he had. I’ve always appreciated what’s been done over the last 20 years. I grew up in the 80's. I’ve seen bad teams. Anyone remember Ron Kittle and Alvaro Espinoza? I also feel bad for long suffering Mets fans. Every time I say that people get on my case, but it's true, I do. I remember the dark days.

But back to my friend. He had to realize this day would come. How could he think it would last forever? People get old. Players come and go. Empires rise and fall: Rome, Sparta, Ottoman. The Steinbrenner Empire had to end at some point too. Plus, Tom Hanks was right – There is no crying in baseball, even though Casey wrote there is (read HERE.)  There is no crying... none, zip!  It's just a game!


Having said that, the only time I ever cried over baseball was Game 7 of the 2001 World Series. As a New Yorker, that was a rough few months.

I’ll leave you with this; 2013 was not a good year for our Yankees. 


While my buddy is crying over his heroes hanging up their cleats, I’ll be cheering my childhood hero as he leads the other blue bleeding team from the opposite coast to the World Series... go Donnie go!



--Lem Allen, BYB Contributor
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Sunday, April 28, 2013

I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION BUT I'M SHAVING IT FOR LATER


 “You know, except for that mustache, you look just like my mother.”

“But I don’t have a mustache.”

“Yes, but my mother does!”


It’s time for a mustache ride! Baseball and nose beards have gone hand in hand forever. There are so many great players known for their skills and facial hair. And there are many more players known for just their facial hair. Here are some of the best known mustaches in baseball, and therefore the world…

Don Mattingly.


Our own Donnie Baseball came to be known for his trademark crumb catcher. Donnie B’s look beats out even Mike Schmidt and (of course) Bill Buckner. Tom Selleck based his look for the movie “Mr Baseball” on Don. Okay, no, Selleck based his look on himself but had the same thing goin’ on as Don.

Mattingly was famously chewed out for his whiskers by Mr Burns on The Simpsons, who considered them sideburns. Donnie then commented how he liked Burns better than Steinbrenner.

Travis Snider.
Travis isn’t particularly known for his talent but he once grew a peach-fuzzfest memorable for its sad yet endearing hold on life, when Snider should have really pulled the plug. He made our next candidate look awesome in comparison…

Joba Chamberlain.
As it was memorialized on a Facebook Yankee fan page last week, “Joba Chamberlain is warming in the bullpen. Joba’s mustache is not.” Sadly, Joba has taken such good natured ribbing about his cookie duster seriously, and has dispatched of it. Boo.

Pretty much all of the late eighties Minnesota Twins…

(In Photo: Frank Viola)

Tom Brunansky had a lip shadow.


Alvaro Espinoza had a face lace.


Craig Kusick had a tea strainer.

I know Minnesota can be crisp, temperature-wise, but there must have been a similar clause to the Yankees restrictive facial hair policy. Mustache required, perhaps. Well they got a Championship out of it at least.

Speaking of the Yankees “mustache only” facial hair policy, we will now take the opportunity to call David Price a big chicken for his “no shaves till Brooklyn” philosophy. Grow a pair, Price! A pair of handlebars!

Then there are the Fu Manchus! Manchi?

Rod Beck.


Dennis Eckersley.


And “Mad Hungarian” Al Hrabosky.


We cannot forget Goose Gossage.

This ‘stache was singular to Goose and Goose alone. Nobody else could or would dare to trespass upon this individual accomplishment of awesome upper lipholstery. Only one was more impressive, and that could only have been…

Rollie Fingers.

Please. Like there would be another World Champion. His grass grin could literally take your eye out.

Now as much as I would love to stay and chat, I really mustache.

I thank yeeewwwwwww…


Chad R. MacDonald
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