GET YOUR TICKETS, CAUSE 'FIRE BOONE NIGHT' IS GONNA BE BIG!

 

August 12. Bleachers 202-204. Bring your lungs and your loathing.

Listen, Yankee fans—if you’ve got an ounce of frustration left in your pinstriped soul (and let’s be honest, you do), then you need to be at Yankee Stadium on Tuesday, August 12 when the Bombers take on the Twins. But don’t just wander into any old section like a lost tourist. No, no. You’re going to want seats in Bleachers 202 to 204, the unofficial war room for what may very well become “FIRE BOONE NIGHT.”

FIRE BOONE NIGHT

TUESDAY AUGUST 12 VS TWINS

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— Jon from Maspeth (@JonFromMaspeth) August 6, 2025

Who organized this gathering of the disgruntled? Honestly, no clue. Maybe it was an act of divine baseball intervention. But whoever lit the match, I salute you. We need more of this—more organized dissent, more fed-up fans standing shoulder-to-shoulder screaming for accountability. Or at least for someone who knows how to manage a bullpen without flipping a coin.

As for me? I haven’t stepped foot inside Yankee Stadium in years. Not because I don’t love the team—but because as long as Aaron Boone is managing this club, I’m not giving them a single cent. Not a hot dog. Not a beer. Not even one of those sad little souvenir helmets filled with soft serve. I’ll return the day someone with a spine and a game plan is in that dugout.

Until then, I’ll cheer you on from the outside. So go. Bring your signs. Bring your rage. Bring your voice. Maybe, just maybe, the cameras will catch it. Maybe it’ll make the news. And maybe someone in the front office will finally wake up and realize we’re done being gaslit by Boone’s “gut instincts” and postgame word salad.

So yes—buy your tickets. Join the cause.
Support FIRE BOONE NIGHT.
Because, frankly?
Boone sucks.