JETER & AROD EXCHANGE TEXTS

Jeter: Bro. you're doing it wrong!

ARod: Huh?

Jeter: you're supposed to bag the babe first, then you give them the autographed ball

ARod: dude!!! thats story is bogus. NY press hates ME!!!

Jeter: lol i don't know how you do it man. 

ARod: i need to go to Kansas City or something. I am a lightning rod

Jeter: well, keep striking out and maybe you will be in KC lol

ARod: F off

Jeter: im playing around

ARod: the funny thing is, everyone thinks you and me hate each other too!

Jeter: wait, that's not true?? haha

ARod: DJ, i need support bro. HELP ME

Jeter: just relax. kidding

ARod: how you feeling

Jeter: waiting to see if Ill need surgery. i cant believe im not playing 

ARod: we all cant believe it

Jeter: the team needs to win this bro

ARod: I know, but its like a cancer right now, slump happening at the wrong time for everyone

Jeter: don't talk slump, believe! Thats half the problem

ARod: I know your right

Jeter: and stop thinking about boobs bro. thats for the offseason lol

ARod: always the jokester

Jeter: Im also the freaking Captain!

ARod: whoa. ok man

Jeter: and don't you forget it junior.

ARod: OK OK. dude

Jeter: DONT DUDE ME!!

ARod: DJ why you yelling at me??

Jeter: HAHA. bro it's Gerald, i grabbed Jeets phone from him. he can't chase me he's on crutches. HAHAHA

ARod: Hahaha that's hilarious! Gerald Williams?

Jeter: yeah! Hey,my name is jeter and im a gimp!

ARod: lol. bro he's going to kill you!

Jeter: Im back. I dont know why I'm friends with Williams. he's a jerk lol

ARod: lol

Jeter: do me a favor. talk the team up, get them moving. we need to win this

ARod: OK bro. you have my word.

Jeter: thx man. go Yanks!

ARod: go yanks DJ, Go Yanks!

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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