Posada: What’s up HGH!
Jeter: Shut up bro. Skip bayless is a tool!
Posada: I know, hilarious. Laura and I read it and we knew
you’d brush it off
Jeter: I’ve heard a lot of things in my time, but not me
doping. Silly
Posada: you did the right thing, you homered and shut him up
Jeter: that’s my game, I want to win, who needs this crap??
Posada: right. then you almost got cracked in the head in Cleveland. WHOA
Jeter: that was messed up.
Posada: i've never seen you that pissed DJ.
Jeter: i was
Posada: except for that time I put ben gay in your jock! lol
Jeter: that wasn't you, it was Mo... what a dick, i remember that! i was pissed!
Posada: lol
Jeter: so u coming back or what? I heard your getting fat
lol
Posada: f u!working out like a monster
Jeter: sure. We know
if I put a twinkie in front of you its all over :)
Posada: oh I see how it is, I break ur chops and you twist
it around
Jeter: I can’t have you get the last word :)
Posada: whats Andy doing
Jeter: he’s milking that ankle lol
Posada: is he coming back next year or what? Maybe I’ll join
him
Jeter: he said he may. U serious??
Posada: oh yeah, ill come back if Cash is game
Jeter: no way, SERIOUS?
Posada: DJ, im not coming back bro. lol what’s wrong with u?
Jeter: wishful thinking. Ok, screw u
Posada: but I miss it. Right about now
Jeter: we could use u
Posada: just win it this year ok?
Jeter: you got it
Posada: and stop thinking about Pete Rose you selfish son of
a bitch
Jeter: OOHHH!
Posada: lol
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS
IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD
SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS
DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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