JETER: bro where’ve u been??? Crying somewhere? Lol POSADA: ur an ashole haha vacation
JETER: what teams u talking to? Orioles?
POSADA: not too many, laura is pushing marlins on me.
JETER: ozzie and company want to kick butt this year. U like him right?
POSADA: I do, true
JETER: better than girardi i bet haha
POSADA: shut up D, that’s all media hype
JETER: come on, everyone knows… haha im playing bro
POSADA: hey, I saw Bernie play a show the other night
JETER: how is that SOB??
POSADA: we had dinner, good. Plays guitar better than baseball HAHA
JETER: that’s hilarious
POSADA: he and I are alike with this stuff. Walking away from Bronx is hard
JETER: im going to try and hang on forever lol
POSADA: u need to go find a nice girl and get married
JETER: u need to stop being my mom. lol I have it covered.
POSADA: laura and I will set u up
JETER: and double date with u 2? No thx I see too much of u already haha
POSADA: and whats all this about you taking chicks to your pad and sending them off with a gift basket?? lol
JETER: what?? they get a signed baseball! haha
POSADA: thats not the DJ i know.
JETER: would u rather I just sit in a dark aprartment and watch highlights of the 1998 world series? i like women lol
POSADA: good for you, im married, what do I know
JETER: that story is BS, i dont give baseballs i give miniature world series championship trophies :)
POSADA: why do I even talk to u. im not even on the team and ur the same
JETER: what
POSADA: ur the same as if I was ur teammate. A douchebag, lol
JETER: seriously bro, if something comes up with a team, let me know, I got ur backPOSADA: still thinking it out
JETER: if u want to talk again, give me a shout or call Andy
POSADA: that guy will tell me to retire and enjoy the fam…
JETER: maybe that’s what u need to do then. Keep in touch
POSADA: love u bro
JETER: I know :)POSADA: dick!
JETER: lol
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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