Monday, May 9, 2011

JETER AND POSADA EXCHANGE TEXTS

(photo: Reuters)

Posada: The captains back! Took long enough lol

Jeter: I hate u Po

Posada: 2 homers bro nice

Jeter: Im getting there. when r u gonna hit

Posada: Dickhead, u try just being a dh

Jeter: All you have to do is hit, whats wrong with you lol

Posada: F u dj im going crazy here

Jeter: Work with Long, hes the master

Posada: Yeah, studying tape, im sluggish

Jeter: Bro, you’re the slowest guy I know lol

Posada: You never make me feel good

Jeter: Haha

Posada: Why r we even friends

Jeter: Because im the only one u have lol

Posada: Im friends with MO dick

Jeter: Yeah but he speaks broken englsih

Posada: Lol

Jeter: Hed kill me if I said that to him. U know im playing

Posada: I know, just bummed out

Jeter: One game ur going to go 4 for 5 with 2 doubles and 2 homers and u’ll be fixed

Posada: WHEN

Jeter: next year lol

Posada: I truly hate u

Jeter: U love me

Posada: Alittle

Jeter: Look, focus. It just clicked for me in texas. First time up I just felt good

Posada: That’s my problem I don’t feel good

Jeter: Take ur mind off the at bats

Posada: How

Jeter: Before you forgot because u were catching

Posada: I know

Jeter: Now u need to find something to do

Posada: Like?

Jeter: Read , talk to martin, prank Soriano I don’t know

Posada: Funny

Jeter: Tweet. Follow @Bleednyankeeblu that blog is great

Posada: Yeah he’s good to us

Jeter: Take ur mind off hitting, don’t try so hard

Posada: Ok ill try it

Jeter: And hurry up dick Lol

Posada: F u dj

Jeter: later :)

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

By the way, check out the latest hilarious posts by Bronx Goblin. Read about Derek Jeter HERE and Happy Mother's Day HERE. Great stuff.

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Nutball Gazette
Bomber Boulevard


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