Posada: The captains back! Took long enough lol
Jeter: I hate u Po
Posada: 2 homers bro nice
Jeter: Im getting there. when r u gonna hit
Posada: Dickhead, u try just being a dh
Jeter: All you have to do is hit, whats wrong with you lol
Posada: F u dj im going crazy here
Jeter: Work with Long, hes the master
Posada: Yeah, studying tape, im sluggish
Jeter: Bro, you’re the slowest guy I know lol
Posada: You never make me feel good
Jeter: Haha
Posada: Why r we even friends
Jeter: Because im the only one u have lol
Posada: Im friends with MO dick
Jeter: Yeah but he speaks broken englsih
Posada: Lol
Jeter: Hed kill me if I said that to him. U know im playing
Posada: I know, just bummed out
Jeter: One game ur going to go 4 for 5 with 2 doubles and 2 homers and u’ll be fixed
Posada: WHEN
Jeter: next year lol
Posada: I truly hate u
Jeter: U love me
Posada: Alittle
Jeter: Look, focus. It just clicked for me in texas. First time up I just felt good
Posada: That’s my problem I don’t feel good
Jeter: Take ur mind off the at bats
Posada: How
Jeter: Before you forgot because u were catching
Posada: I know
Jeter: Now u need to find something to do
Posada: Like?
Jeter: Read , talk to martin, prank Soriano I don’t know
Posada: Funny
Jeter: Tweet. Follow @Bleednyankeeblu that blog is great
Posada: Yeah he’s good to us
Jeter: Take ur mind off hitting, don’t try so hard
Posada: Ok ill try it
Jeter: And hurry up dick Lol
Posada: F u dj
Jeter: later :)
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)By the way, check out the latest hilarious posts by Bronx Goblin. Read about Derek Jeter HERE and Happy Mother's Day HERE. Great stuff.
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Bomber Boulevard
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