JETER & GARDY EXCHANGE TEXTS

Gardner: bro Nova was sick last night

Jeter: dude no doubt. School of sheen

Gardner: huh?

Jeter: WINNING gardy

Gardner: oh

Jeter: ur a square ;)

Gardner: not quick with pop culture

Jeter: so u taking my lead off job gimpy?

Gardner: come on Dj

Jeter: bro. Do it. You have the tools

Gardner: ur the Cap

Jeter: bro, just get on and we have a shot everytime. watch the shins though haha

Gardner: dope.

Jeter: Playin . but you can do it. im old

Gardner: ha...im winning?

Jeter: there you go Gard. ur hip lol

Gardner: I just want to start already

Jeter: true dat. Almost here

Gardner: u think I'm gonna be leadoff

Jeter: yeah, all good

Gardner: always wanted to be

Jeter: just don't f it up, they send u down

Gardner: no, really?

Jeter: playin bro

Gardner: nice, dick

Jeter: that's Captain dick lol

Gardner: ha

Jeter: and I'm winning bro. Winning

Gardner: no doubt

Jeter: how long you think the sheen jokes will last

Gardner: long

Jeter: winning lol

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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