NO TRUE YANKEE FAN WANTS A REBUILD. WE JUST WANT BOONE GONE.

Let’s set the record straight: no true Yankee fan is calling for a rebuild. That’s not in our DNA. Rebuilding is for franchises like the Royals or the A’s — teams that hold bake sales to afford a closer. The Yankees? We’re supposed to be above that. And yet, here comes this bizarre narrative that fans are banging the table for a fire sale at the trade deadline. Where did that come from?

Cue Michael Kay, respected voice of the Yankees, long-time broadcaster, and apparently, part-time misreader of the fan base.

On his ESPN radio show, Kay fired off about how Yankee fans are being unreasonable for wanting change. He pushed back hard against the idea of a rebuild, quoting, “What are you trading? What are you rebuilding for? You’re three games out of first place!” And listen, Michael — we get it. You’re defending the castle. But no one’s asking to burn the whole kingdom down. We just want to stop handing the throne over to the village idiot in the manager’s chair.

Yankee fans aren’t irrational — we’re impatient. There’s a difference.

This team made the World Series last year, yes. And while that’s nice, it doesn’t erase the consistent mediocrity and missed opportunities that preceded it. The real issue, the one that fans keep screaming about into the void, is the guy wearing the manager’s jersey who has never — not once — delivered the goods when it counts. Aaron Boone has had more chances than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. And what does he have to show for it? A blank resume when it comes to winning anything.

You don’t even need to open Baseball Reference to know Boone isn’t it. Just watch him. The energy. The decisions. The same postgame babble about “grinding it out.” He’s not managing the Yankees. He’s babysitting them. "It's right in front of them", right Michael?

So no, Michael Kay, we're not asking to rebuild. We're asking to reboot. Specifically, to unplug Boone and plug in someone who knows how to manage under pressure, adjust mid-game, and maybe — just maybe — stop bunting with two outs. That's sarcasm... the Yankees don't play small ball... another problem.

Now, let’s talk moves. The team needs help, sure. The front office has done some things right — Max Fried is dealing, and yes, Goldschmidt can still get hot. But how in the world did we fumble the infield situation this badly? Letting Gleyber Torres walk without a real backup plan has aged worse than the Volpe hype train. If Gleyber was still manning second — or even willing to shift around — we wouldn’t be duct-taping this infield together with prospects and prayers.

Yankee fans don’t want to see this team torn down. We want to see it tightened up. We want to see the holes fixed — the ones that should’ve been addressed last offseason. And we want the leadership to reflect the standard of excellence this franchise is known for.

So yeah, trade for some help. Make smart moves. Get this team locked in for another October run.

But for the love of Mo, fire Aaron Boone already. That’s not a rebuild — that’s just common sense.