SWISHER SENDS 'GROUP TEXT' TO TEIXEIRA & JETER

Swisher:  WHO SAW MY NIGHT LAST NIGHT!!!!

[Group]
Teixeira: Swish nice job. But you realize you're in Scranton right? LOL

Swisher: I'm just excited man. DAMN it's good to be back :):):)

[Group]
Teixeira: I'm happy for you Swish.  Meanwhile we got our asses handed to us
Jeter: Who's this?

Swisher: DJ You son of a bitch! What's UP!!!!

[Group]
Jeter: serious man. Who's this?
Teixeira: LOL

Swisher: That's a blow to my confidence man.  It's Swisher!! What up Cap!

[Group]
Jeter: you realize I retired right?  I haven't even talked to Tex in a year! LOL
Teixeira: I can attest to that. I haven't heard a peep from Jeet. HAHA

Swisher: Just checkin in and letting ya'll know I'm gonna get back to the Bronx!!

[Group]
Jeter: hell, i don't even get back to the Bronx.

Swisher: retirement treating you right?

[Group]
Jeter: have you seen my house?
Teixeira: Even I haven't seen his house Swish.  The guy is a hermit since he retired.

Swisher: Gotta be kidding me bro.  How can I be so excited and the big CAP ISN'T??

[Group]
Jeter: time for me to kick back.  it was a great run, but you know, you're starting over and guys like Tex and I are established.

Swisher: Wait... what????

[Group]
Jeter: I'm playing bro.  relax.  Tex, i sensed alittle amateur panic coming from Swisherlicious!
Teixeira: Totes DJ.
Jeter: Did you just say TOTES?

Swisher: LOL. I see nothings changed.

[Group]
Teixeira: Sorry. Hey, i gotta get going. I have to take some dry swings...

Swisher: So you don't sprain your wrist? HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Group]
Jeter: That's pretty funny
Teixeira:   ....

Swisher: OK Man. Later... read the papers! I'm getting back to the Bronx.

[Group]
Teixeira: I never doubted it
Jeter: Good luck old man

Swisher: HEY!

[Group]
Jeter: kidding. Later

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)




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