Friday, March 23, 2012

JETER & PETTITTE EXCHANGE TEXTS: PART 2

Jeter: So the old man came back huh? Lol

Pettitte: my wife wanted me out of the house

Jeter: I believe that :)

Pettitte: one more shot, now lets call Jorge too

Jeter: nah, Jorge’s a little league coach and cooks for Laura now

Pettitte: I believe that !

Jeter: so one more ring?

Pettitte: I hope so, can’t believe I’m doing this

Jeter: pulling a Favre? I never thought you’d go for it, Mo and I were half joking when we told you to come back

Pettitte: really?

Jeter: yeah, your old as shit, do you really have it in you?

Pettitte: stop messing with me, really?

Jeter: im messing with you

Pettitte: you jackoff

Jeter: how long have you known me bro?

Pettitte: too long, Jorge told me you were a meaner son of a bitch these days

Jeter: aww that hurts, u guys are my bros

Pettitte: ur my Eddie Haskel, nice to the Yankees and media and dicks to your bros

Jeter: Eddie haskel?

Pettitte: damn, I really am old, ask your dad lol

Jeter: We're the same age practially. lol so how do u feel

Pettitte: like I never left

Jeter: good bro, can’t wait to get started

Pettitte: number 28?

Jeter: number 28 bro

Pettitte: no doubt

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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