WILLIAMS, STANTON, VOLPE, STROMAN NAMED IN BRAIN-MELTING TRADE RUMORS

The story comes from the Hudson Reporter. Is it true? No one knows for sure, but this is the quote that leads the article: " Four of their well-known players—Giancarlo Stanton, Marcus Stroman, Anthony Volpe, and Devin Williams—could be traded. But inconveniently, the rumors come at a time when the team is dealing with both injuries and changes in performance."

I mean, what?

Okay, I’ll just say it—I’d personally drive Anthony Volpe to the airport if it meant getting rid of him. That’s how little faith I have in the guy right now. But ironically, that probably means the Yankees won’t trade him. Because that’s how this team operates: cling to the overhyped, coddle the underperforming, and act like you’re the smartest guy in the room. And yet, here we are… floating the names of Giancarlo Stanton, Marcus Stroman, and yes—even Volpe—in actual trade rumors. What world is this?

Giancarlo Stanton to the Mariners?

According to the Hudson Reporter (not usually your go-to for hardball rumors, but let’s roll with it), the Yankees might be looking to unload Giancarlo Stanton to Seattle. Now we have seen this story before.  Read TRADE IDEA SENDS STANTON TO SEATTLE... BUT WHO WE TRADING FOR?  In the end, that article was written by Clutchpoints and there was no indication on who we would get in return from the Mariners. Look don't get me wrong, Stanton gets hurt alot, but he’s a hulking, injury-prone slugger who occasionally wakes up and crushes 450-foot homers like it’s a video game. And now that Ben Rice and a few other hitters are showing signs of life, the Yankees might think, Hey, maybe we can live without this $300 million meat statue! But there's the problem with all of this; who would take this guy at this point unless we were paying the rest of his contract? It would be alot of work for Cashman.

I mean, sure, why not? But good luck convincing anyone to take on his contract without begging Hal Steinbrenner to throw in cash, a pitching prospect, and maybe a heartfelt apology letter.

Here's another thing. Stroman might be more tradeable. Weird, right? Now here’s one that makes a little twisted sense. Marcus Stroman has a player option for 2026, but get this—he may not be healthy enough to trigger it. So naturally, the Yankees might look to trade him before he even has a chance to come back and make things more complicated.

In other words, his injury actually helps his trade value. I’m not sure if that’s clever front-office maneuvering or just dumb luck wrapped in a Band-Aid, but at any rate, blame Bob Nightengale for that theory.

But here's my favorite one. Volpe for Ozzie Albies! I mean, let's go! According to Hudson reporter, some "experts" (quotation marks required) are imagining a scenario where the Yankees flip Volpe for Ozzie Albies of the Braves.

Let’s break this down: Albies is 28, has three All-Star nods, and a contract so cheap it makes dollar pizza look like a luxury item—seven years, $35 million, with two team options. But he’s also batting .225 with five homers and just 0.2 bWAR this season, so… maybe the Braves are ready to say bye-bye and try something new. And when it comes to Volpe, I feel the same. But, the Hudson Reporter claims the Yankees "lack a solid backup at shortstop," which, I’m sorry, is just lazy research. Hello? Oswald Peraza is still very much a thing. The guy’s glove is big-league ready and if you actually gave him consistent reps—something Aaron Judge himself has lobbied for—you might even get some offense out of him. I’m not saying he’s the next Jeter, but come on, we’ve seen worse.

As for moving Oswaldo Cabrera to short? Well, the universe immediately struck him down with a severe ankle injury. Jazz Chisholm? He hasn’t played short since 2021, so let’s not pretend he’s a plug-and-play option either.

And now finally, Devin Williams. The once dominant reliever, now set up guy might be shipped to the Phillies, per a hypothetical deal suggested by Clutch Points’ Garrett Kerman. The proposed return? Outfielder Jordan Viars and righty Andrew Baker. But here's a question. Why would Philly want Williams? Well, closer José Alvarado just got slapped with an 80-game PED suspension, and he’s not allowed to pitch in October. That’s a big ol’ hole for a first-place team. Williams, despite some bumps, still flashes that Bugs Bunny changeup and could be the answer. Meanwhile, the Yankees get a young bat and a hard-throwing arm—classic deadline upside lottery tickets.

So What Does It All Mean?

Let’s not kid ourselves: some of these rumors make sense (Stroman, Williams), some are wishful thinking (Stanton), and others, like Volpe-for-Albies, make you squint and go, “Wait, are we really talking about this?” But that’s the beauty of the trade deadline—it turns everyone into armchair GMs and forces us to imagine insane scenarios that might just make our team a little better, or at least more watchable.

Whatever happens, it’s coming fast. The deadline will be here before we know it. So, buckle up, clear your Twitter feed, and prepare for a bunch of names to get tossed around like batting practice balls. Maybe—just maybe—we’ll be shocked in a good way.

But knowing the Yankees? They’ll probably stand pat and remind us how much they “believe in the guys in this room.”

Yikes.