Monday, September 15, 2014
JETER & AROD EXCHANGE TEXTS
ARod: Hey D. I meant to text you last week. Congrats on Jeter Day!
Jeter: Shhh. don't start telling people ur texting me. you're suspended LOL
Jeter: I'm playing man. How you doing
ARod: I'm alright man, Working out a lot. I'm out of the spotlight. its weird
Jeter: Yeah, that's gotta be weird for you. Haha
ARod: I even did the ALS Water bucket challenge and I didn't even get press!
Jeter: Maybe you should do it with a blonde. lol
ARod: No, that's you man. bachelor with the gift basket parting gifts.
Jeter: at least I give a gift. What do you give???
ARod: A signed photo of me kissing myself in the mirror. LOL
ARod: I'm looking forward to coming back
Jeter: Yeah. I bet you planned it this way so you could have the spotlight next year with out me getting in your way.
ARod: How'd you know?
Jeter: LOL. We've known each other for a long time. Your ass is as old as mine, don't forget that.
Jeter: Whatever u do though, don't slip up. Make sure people think we hate each other. That rumors been going on for years. I cant believe its still out there
ARod: Wait, we don't hate each other?
Jeter: maybe bro. maybe
ARod: So, your last year. You've done it all D. You're unbelievable.
Jeter: Thanks, but we had great teams over the years. it was a great run.
ARod: well, despite what people think, I think you're a great guy, great teammate and I'm proud to have played with you.
Jeter: Thx bro. ditto
Jeter: You know, like Ghost.
ARod: LOL. OK man, whatever.
Jeter: Thanks again for reaching out. typical Alex. a week late.
ARod: I was looking in the mirror alot this week... leave me alone
Jeter: True dat. Later bro.
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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