Joba: bro. U started hitting! yeah lol
Swisher: f u bro ;)
Joba: doing radio interviews distracted you haha
Swisher: No. i was waiting for soriano to not let up runs, then i'd hit
Joba: yeah right? Haha he's alright
Swisher: dudes angry
Joba: yeah had a hilarious joke about hughes arm and sori just starred at me when I gave the punchline
Joba: even hughes laughed
Swish: no personality
Joba: he's ok, adjusting
Swish: we should pie him lol
Joba: HAHA he'd punch u
Swish: fo sho
Joba: but seriously, r u out of the slump now???
Swish: damn i hope so lol
Joba: wonder y u sucked?
Swish: shut up dude
Joba: ur thinking about hollywood bro haha
Swish: I like being a rock star tru dat ;)
Swish: but love ny and bballs my passion
Joba: I hear u.
Swish: ill hit homers again, started last night!
Joba: u'r dreaming of hosting snl!!
Swish: that would rock dog!
Joba: jeet did it
Joba: I watched it, I was in 8th grade hahaha
Joba: ill get sori to not be a tight ass if u break out of the slump
Swish: deal bro
Swish: ur $
Joba: I know
Swish: what a dick!!! Lol
Joba: ;) later dog
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