I'm kidding. I mean... this is Mariano Rivera, the guy we love:
No big chin. Very detailed features in the face, good looking and ready to work. While sand may be a tricky medium to get the features right... to be honest, if they were having that much trouble, they should have had a stuffed stingray or something. I mean, at least have a back-up plan.
My favorite gift this season by any team still has to be by the Minnesota Twins who made a rocking chair out of broken bats.
That was freaking awesome. This Rays gift? It's a rush job and I'm not impressed. It must be a division rivalry thing....
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