Martin: bro when u coming backHughes: faced live batters, slow
Martin: how do u feel
Hughes: better
Martin: ur milking it bro, you just didn’t want to pitch
Hughes: fu dude, Im screwed up
Martin: do u think u’ll be back after the break?
Hughes: I think so, velocity is up
Martin: Colons gonna punch u if you try and get back in rotation
Hughes: haha that dudes amazing
Martin: drob has it locked up in the pen
Hughes: u saying theres no place for me jerkoff?
Martin: im saying ur going to Trenton hahaha
Hughes: why do I like you you douche??
Martin: im messing with you
Hughes: whatever haha
Martin: ur phil hughes, golden boy
Hughes: dickhead. Yeah that’s right
Martin: hahaha
Hughes: maybe they’ll ship u to Cleveland for Austin kearns at the deadline
Martin: WHOA!!!
Hughes: you can play in the bugs like Joba did lol
Martin: Hughes strikes back!! Love the viciousness bro. poor joba
Hughes: sucks. Hutt’s hurting. Rothschild cant fix this one
Martin: yeah. Tommy john surgery?Hughes: haha no, seriously?
Martin: yeah bro. crazy
Hughes: so crazy
Martin: when I heard someone say tommy johns coming today, I thought tommy john was actually coming tonight.
Hughes: frickin idiot.
Martin: I heard It out of context
Hughes: no one wants to hear that. Id rather have the real TJ here
Martin: lol, no shit. Well get back fast, we need you more than ever
Hughes: trust me, im on the mend
Martin: good bro, good.
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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