Martin: bro u coming back soon?
Hughes: f u dude, got problems, but velocitys up alittle :)
Martin: Jobas lonely lol
Hughes: go f yourself, we need matsui back as 55 :)
Martin: ur a prick haha
Hughes: working through this, felt fine today
Martin: when do u think?
Hughes: not sure. June?
Martin: beat Soriano please, he's a mean dude
Hughes: haha unhappy right???
Martin: u think?
Hughes: great pitcher tho
Martin: right, he'll tell u too.lol
Hughes: haha i know
Martin: he thinks hes got it all figured out
Hughes: love the balls on that guy
Martin: ha, yeah. So June or July for u?
Hughes: I hope so. did u talk to po po?
Martin: Posada? yeah, he's helping me get adjusted, dudes depressed tho
Hughes: i feel bad for him
Martin: I know, he'll snap out of it. could be worse
Martin: he could be swish haha
Hughes: bro! low blow lol
Martin: i know, he's upset too
Hughes: i just hope he can hit soon
Martin: we have a bunch of mopes in dugout every night lol
Hughes: ha i know, but think about it, it's still early
Martin: yeah. we'll get them right
Hughes: in the meantime keep rolling bro ur kicking ass
Martin: thx, hurry and get back slacker
Hughes: f u dude
Martin: I'm playing bro. your my boy haha
Hughes: later dick
Martin: later haha
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