CARLOS LAGRANGE IS A STARTER. STOP TINKERING!

Every spring there’s at least one pitcher who shows up, throws absolute thunderbolts, and makes everyone watching wonder why he isn’t already penciled into the starting rotation. This year, that guy is Carlos Lagrange.

The kid is lighting up radar guns at 102 mph and mowing down hitters like he’s late for dinner. Spring Training lineups, minor leaguers, veterans—it hasn’t mattered. Lagrange has handled all of them without blinking. When someone throws that hard and actually knows where the ball is going, the baseball conclusion is pretty simple: that’s a starting pitcher.

Which means the obvious move for the New York Yankees should be… let him start.

But then there’s the complication known as Aaron Boone.

Because whenever a young pitcher looks promising, Boone seems to develop a sudden urge to get creative. Not “smart baseball creative,” mind you. More like the kind of creative that makes fans stare at their TVs wondering if the manager accidentally flipped to the wrong page in the playbook.

And right on cue, Boone has already started floating the idea of using Lagrange out of the bullpen.

His explanation?

“There’s no denying he could be good out of the pen, but we’re certainly not gonna rush him to fill a need… as he logs some innings and it becomes a real need… anything is possible.”

Translation: the bullpen is thin, so we might shove the kid there if things get uncomfortable.

This is classic Yankees prospect management. A young pitcher proves he can start. He shows starter stuff. He develops like a starter. And then—because the big league roster has a temporary hole—the organization starts thinking about turning him into something else entirely.

It’s baseball’s version of buying a Ferrari and using it to deliver pizza.

Lagrange isn’t some soft-tossing middle reliever in waiting. He’s a legitimate starting pitcher. The eye test alone tells you that. The fastball is explosive, the presence is there, and the ability to handle hitters multiple times through a lineup is exactly what he should be developing.

So the solution is painfully obvious. Send him to Triple-A and let him start.

Not warm up in the fifth inning. Not appear in random bullpen experiments. Start. Every fifth day. Build innings. Refine the secondary pitches. Let him develop like an actual starter instead of some emergency bullpen patch. And here’s the other part of the equation nobody in the Yankees’ decision-making circle ever seems to acknowledge: a Yankees starter getting hurt this season is practically a calendar event. It happens every year.

When that inevitable injury pops up—and history says it will—then you call up Lagrange. Let him make his debut the right way, sliding into the rotation where he belongs instead of trying to reinvent him on the fly.

But that would require common sense.

Instead, fans are probably about to witness the usual Yankees routine: a talented young pitcher earns a role, the organization gets nervous about roster needs, and suddenly the kid is bouncing between assignments that have nothing to do with his long-term future.

Lagrange is a starter. The arm says starter. The results say starter. The development path says starter.

So naturally, there’s a real chance the Yankees will try to make him something else.

Because when it comes to young pitchers, the Yankees’ favorite hobby seems to be overthinking things until something breaks.