SWISHER & TEIXEIRA EXCHANGE TEXTS

 

Swisher: Yo Tex

Teixeira: Who's this?

Swisher: SWISHER BABY!!!!! I'm back!!!

Teixeira: Yeah, read about it. Guess they think I'll bust a hip or something

Swisher: lol Well, u do get a shit load of aches and pains!! 

 

 

Teixeira: I'm in the best shape of my life. Gluten Free now man

Swisher: Chillax Brutha!

Teixeira: You gotta get out of Scranton anyway. How you gonna do that if you can't hit? LOL

Swisher: Dick! The way I see it, all I need to do is get some at bats and wait until you take one off the shin. BYB thinks May 8th... haha 

 

Teixeira: Yeah, they haven't been kind to me. Except for that Bellezza chick, she's alright. 

Swisher: YEAH BABYYY!

Teixeira: Well, welcome back Swish

Swisher: That's it??

Teixeira: Pretty much, gotta get ready for the Jays

Swisher: OK. Talk soon my dog. 

Teixeira: OK Swish. 

Swisher: And Tex...

Teixeira: Yeah?

Swisher: Don't take one off the shin, I'M BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK PORCELAIN!!!

Teixeira: I never liked you swish. LOL

 

Swisher: and HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I WANT TO PIE YOU.

 

Teixeira: Thanks, you know, you seem louder on text than in real life.  geez. lol

 

Swisher: HAHAHAHHAHAA

 

 

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

 

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