Wednesday, February 20, 2013

JOBA & YOUKILIS EXCHANGE TEXTS: PART 3



Joba: So, this is working out great 

Youkilis: Yeah, the media still think we hate each other LOL 

Joba: Good job with that Red Sox line last week. Really won over the fans lol 

Youkilis: Dude why don’t you go jump on a trampoline 

Joba:  that cuts deep 

Youkilis: F off bro, get a set. 

Joba: lol 

Youkilis: the question is, r u going to throw at Big Papi this year or what? He probably deserves a buzz to the chin 

Joba: Bro, that dude will kill me. I was thinking Pedroia, haha 

Youkilis: dude, he’s tough as nails, don’t underestimate his size. 

Joba: bro I’m not gonna try and hit anyone on the Sox anymore


Youkilis: No? Why? 

Joba: Cause you ain’t there anymore 

Youkilis: Jerk 

Joba: lol 

Youkilis: by the way, when do you think the press will ask us to stand together for a photo op... or do they just like to not take pictures of us together to make it more mysterious?? 

Joba: a mystery, the NY press likes to give the impression there's a rift!! 

Youkilis: lets keep it going!

Joba: NICE!!

Youkilis: jack off!

Joba: bro!

Youkilis: kidding

Joba: lol    

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)


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