Jeter: So the old man came back huh? Lol Pettitte: my wife wanted me out of the house
Jeter: I believe that :)
Pettitte: one more shot, now lets call Jorge too
Jeter: nah, Jorge’s a little league coach and cooks for Laura now
Pettitte: I believe that !
Jeter: so one more ring?
Pettitte: I hope so, can’t believe I’m doing this
Jeter: pulling a Favre? I never thought you’d go for it, Mo and I were half joking when we told you to come back
Pettitte: really?
Jeter: yeah, your old as shit, do you really have it in you?
Pettitte: stop messing with me, really?
Jeter: im messing with you
Pettitte: you jackoff
Jeter: how long have you known me bro?
Pettitte: too long, Jorge told me you were a meaner son of a bitch these days
Jeter: aww that hurts, u guys are my bros
Pettitte: ur my Eddie Haskel, nice to the Yankees and media and dicks to your bros
Jeter: Eddie haskel?
Pettitte: damn, I really am old, ask your dad lol
Jeter: We're the same age practially. lol so how do u feel
Pettitte: like I never left
Jeter: good bro, can’t wait to get started
Pettitte: number 28?
Jeter: number 28 bro
Pettitte: no doubt
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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