ANEMIC LOSERS!

My parents taught me that it's good to have goals! I think the Yankees have set a goal to to set the single season record for team strikeouts. That's not a goal we should have but we are well on our way. We accumulated 65 strikeouts in the last five games. We are an embarrassment circus of a professional baseball team. Send in the clowns!

Oh wait, we already do that. We have Aaron Boone managing the team. That's the biggest clown in the entire circus. This circus isn't the same one you saw as a kid though. It's boring, you don't get anything back for the high price of your admission and the lineup one through nine is anemic.

I said what I said. Right now our best case scenario is to split a four game series with the Rays. It's what I was afraid of, honestly. Instead of being four games behind the Rays like we were before the start of this series now we have to hope and pray for a miracle to not make that a six game deficit. You know for a $350 million payroll we look like we woke up on the wrong side of the bed because a $95 million team is exposing every flaw and weakness we have. Even deep pockets won't guarantee an offense that can hit over the Mendoza Line.

At this point, the Yankees need to go 40-30 for the rest of the season to win 90 games. Anyone else laughing at that possibility? Honestly, a little league team would have a better chance of achieving that compared to the Yankees. Hell, they would probably school the Yankees at hitting off a tee. That's how pathetic this team is.

Every last one of them not named Aaron Judge. He's the only stability on this team and that's not acceptable. That's not a championship caliber team. It's a bunch of anemic, dead souls vlogging the dugout and outfield that is "led" by a stupid clown that only knows how to get ejected from games. We are at 49 ejections and counting. When is the next one coming? Sooner rather than later.

I remember hearing my grandfather and uncles call this team the Bronx Bombers growing up. Now they are the Bronx bummers. Anemic, dead losers. Everyone needs to be fired. Maybe that will at least wake US up.

--Jeana Bellezza-Ochoa

BYB Senior Managing Editor

Twitter: @nyprincessj