A BOLD TRADE MOVE WITH THE PHILLIES , BUT LEAVE THE MARTIAN OUT OF IT!

It’s the offseason, and the Yankees need to make moves. Naturally, the rumor mill is already spinning faster than a Judge home run landing in the bleachers. One name popping up is Alec Bohm of the Phillies—a solid player who could fill a hole at first base for the Yankees. But let’s get one thing clear: Jasson Domínguez is NOT part of this conversation. Period. End of story. Let’s not even pretend.

Of course, the media being the media, they’ll probably start speculating soon enough. Headlines like, “Should the Yankees Trade Jasson Domínguez for a Cheesesteak and Alec Bohm?” aren’t far off. But let’s be real—this idea is about as absurd as putting ketchup on a bagel. 

Let’s talk about Bohm before we get too distracted. He’s not a bad option for the Yankees. In 2024, he slashed .280/.332/.448 with 15 home runs and tied for fourth in MLB with 44 doubles. He’s consistent, doesn’t strike out much, and offers versatility at third and first base—perfect for filling the void left by Anthony Rizzo. Bohm is also under team control through 2026, with a modest $8.1 million salary for next season.

Sounds great, right? Sure, but there’s a catch. The Phillies are reportedly eager to part ways with Bohm because of his attitude issues. There have been moments when he’s let his frustrations boil over on the field, and let’s be honest: if you can’t handle the pressure in Philly, the Bronx spotlight might feel like staring directly into the sun. Hmm, maybe it's NOT a good move.

Still, Bohm’s talent makes him an intriguing option. He could stabilize a lineup that’s been more unpredictable than a New York subway schedule.

Now, let’s talk about Jasson Domínguez. Or rather, let’s NOT talk about him in the context of a Bohm trade because it’s laughable. Domínguez is the Yankees’ prized possession, the golden child of their farm system. He’s barely scratched the surface of his potential, and the glimpses we’ve seen have been dazzling.

The Martian has the kind of upside that teams dream about—possibly even superstar status. Trading him for Alec Bohm, while entertaining to discuss, is a non-starter. If this even crosses anyone’s mind, they need to sit down with a coffee and rethink their life choices.

No one is saying the Yankees are considering trading Domínguez for Bohm. But give the media five minutes, and they’ll find a way to spin it. Here's another, “Unnamed Source Suggests Yankees Will Trade Domínguez for a Bag of Baseballs and a Hot Pretzel.”

If the Yankees like Bohm, they should pursue him—for the right price. A package of minor leaguers or less heralded prospects could get it done. Bohm isn’t the second coming of A-Rod, and with his attitude issues and impending free agency in 2026, the price tag should be reasonable.

The Phillies would likely jump at a deal that doesn’t involve Domínguez but gives them solid future pieces. Everyone wins. Well, except maybe the media, who won’t have their juicy Domínguez-to-Philly story.

But here's a little perspective. Adding Alec Bohm to the Yankees makes sense—if it’s done right. He could help stabilize the infield and add a dependable bat. But let’s be clear: Jasson Domínguez is untouchable. He’s the Yankees’ future and trading him for anything less than a generational superstar (hi, Shohei) is lunacy.

So, go ahead, Cashman—make the call. Trade for Bohm if you can but leave Domínguez out of it. And for the love of pinstripes, let’s not give the media any more crazy ideas.