YANKEE SEASON SAVED! WE GOT TORRENS!

Hold the phone, we got another player!  The Yankees have made a move. Wait a minute... it's a minor league deal.  Wait... who?

Luis Torrens.  Nice...

Or wait a minute. Huh?

MLB Trade Rumors writes:

"The Yankees have agreed to a minor league contract with catcher Luis Torrens...Torrens, 27, has spent time in the big leagues in each of the past five seasons, suiting up for the Mariners, Padres and Cubs in that time. He had a solid run with the ’21 Mariners, popping 15 home runs and hitting .243/.299/.431 over a career-high 378 plate appearances, but he’s generally struggled at the plate since."

We are upgrading left and right. Wait a minute did that just read "struggled at the plate since"? 

That ain't good.  

Hey Brian... what are you doing?  Are we out of money? Be honest.  

What a terrible offseason.