MACHADO SIGNS. SO?

No story here. It's jumped the shark, just like the Fonz. No one cares... no one.

If you've followed this ridiculous story about Manny Machado not signing for all this time, you should not be surprised that he finally did... IN SAN DIEGO, where no one cares. It's insane, it's expensive and remember this when I tell you...

ONE PLAYER DOES NOT WIN SHIT.

ESPN writes:

"Manny Machado has agreed to the biggest free-agent contract in American sports history -- a 10-year, $300 million deal with the San Diego Padres, league sources told ESPN's Jeff Passan on Tuesday."

You know who wins here? Dan Lozano, his agent.

The Padres? They'll be bitching and moaning about this deal in about 3 years.

Have fun with that... fools.

More from Suzie Pinstripe tomorrow.