DEAR MORONS, GET A LIFE

Who takes the time to make a Go Fund me page to raise money for the New York Yankees so we can try and sign Manny Machado? Dumb people.

Do you realize how much money the Yankees have? Do you realize that if the Yankees were really jazzed about Machado they would have found a way to sign him already? They aren't in love with the idea... not at his price tag... which is why they didn't make an official offer and why he's not a Yankee.  Stop it... it's all very stupid.

We don't know what will happen. Chill. It reminds me of the sarcastic, yet, dumb tweet from Ryan Dempster the other day.

Literally anyone on twitter could write this. There is literally no information in this tweet. God bless you. You are bad at this.

— Robert Casey (@BleednYankeeBlu) January 10, 2019

The dude isn't a baseball analyst folks, even if that's what his title is these days.  You can't always transform into one, even though you were a baseball player before that, and he's just mocking the whole speculation scene too. And hey, I get it, but he's bad at it. He really is.  And he just needs to go away.

Let me say this again so you all get it. Stop falling for the bull and start using your head.  Fans don't control what owners and GMs want to do with their teams. We get guys whether we like them or not and we root for the uniform. It's how it's always been. Stop trying to insert yourself... you are irrelevant to the process.

Who the hell are you to be so self-absorbed that you actually think you can contribute 5 bucks to some fund so the Yankees can get Manny? Do you really think the Yankees give a crap that you're trying to collect for Manny?  Go away... all of you.

Oh... and Happy Friday, freaks!