CASHMAN & EPSTEIN EXCHANGE TEXTS

Cashman: O-M-G Theo!  Disguised at Wrigley? Hilarious!

Epstein: HAHA! You like that?

Cashman: I thought scaling a building was a good stunt. I think you have me beat.

Epstein: Sleeping with the homeless was good tho, no??

Another one from my friend, Theo's disguise keeps coming off.... #Cubs pic.twitter.com/49TUlIOBEw

— Born on Third (@BornOnThirdCubs) September 16, 2016

Cashman: Yours takes the cake.  But that mustashe was super lame.  Didn't even look real.  You looked like a poor man's Sal Fasano! LOL

Epstein: I think it's safe to say I make more money than Fasano ever did!

Cashman: Got me!

Epstein:You did a great job bringing the kids in to play. Where did Gary Sanchez come from?

Cashman: No idea, but we love the kid.

Epstein: Well, it's a great start for your future.  

Cashman: How has Chapman been over there?

 
Epstein: Great, but he keeps talking about wanting to return to the Yanks!

Cashman: That's my boy! We love Betances, but he may just not be ready to be a closer.  It's OK tho, there is still plenty of time for him to be great.

Epstein: the Cubs fans love him. I think at least. That's kind of why I was disguised out there in the bleachers. I was listening to them talking about our players! THEY HATE ME! lol

Cashman: right! I still can't believe you did that. You have courage. If I did that, they would either punch me or shake my hand, but I don't want to find out.

Epstein: I hear ya. So, do you think you have a shot this year?

Cashman: I do. Slim, but I do.  Unloading ARod and moving Miller and Chap were good things, it freed up roster space for these kids, and that's exciting.  

Epstein: Red Sox appear unstoppable. 

Cashman: They do, and clearly we knew that, but our team has to win, bottom line. I gave the fan base exactly what they wanted.  If we don't get there, who they gonna blame?

Epstein: You! LOL

Cashman: Right... I'm the devil.

Epstein: I gotta meeting, we'll talk later

Cashman: OK. CHANGE THAT STUPID MUSTACHE!!! You look like a porn star.

Epstein: How do you know I wasn't going for that!!! LOL

Cashman: HA ha. Later Ep.

Epstein: later


(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)