TWEETS BLEAT “CHEAT”: TWITTER VS. AROD

Okay. We are looking for some support for ARod on Twitter. Come on tweeters, let’s see the love!

Some players need 'something-something' given physical demands. There's standing, sitting & those crotches won't scratch themselves. #arod
— The Colbert Report (@ColbertReport) January 15, 2014

 Hmm. Not quite Colbert Report. Let’s see what else we’ve got.

Oh come ON! Everybody’s seen that picture! Be original!

We had to ask. Enjoy your moment Toronto fans. You have so few.

Boesch says ARod did steroids on a plane...he also took it on a train. He took steroids in a house. He took steroids with a mouse.
— Yankees RISPFAIL (@TeamRISPFAIL) January 13, 2014

Sigh. No that will never do. Is there any news about ARod besides the steroids thing?

Much time in Michael Weiner’s final months were spent defending Alex Rodriguez, and now Weiner has effectively been sued, posthumously.
— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) January 14, 2014

Argh! Maybe nobody noticed that! There’s got to be a bright side to this.

Alex Rodriguez is God’s gift to billable hours, and a scourge on just about everything else.
— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) January 13, 2014

 Crap. Well at least the Retweet level is low, right?

Retweet if you haven't been sued by #ARod
— Andrew Marchand (@AndrewMarchand) January 14, 2014

Alright, new direction. What else we got?

Alex Rodriguez is hit in the face by Jason Varitek during the 2004 ALCS. pic.twitter.com/wvDYruynCo
— Amazing Sports Pics (@AmazingSprtsPic) January 18, 2014

 Oooookay, doesn’t have anything to do with steroids or legal messes because it’s old.

THAT’S OLD TOO, OZZIE! WE’VE EVEN USED THAT BEFORE!

Hey #Yankees, now that @Arod's out I'd officially like to throw my hat in the ring as– OW! Scratch that, I tore my rotator cuff.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) January 15, 2014

Darn you, Stephen Colbert, how many accounts do you have on this thing anyway?

FINALLY! Support at last! Wait, that’s whose account? Oh. Never mind.

So is that it? No support for Number 13? Is there a definitive statement in all of twitter about his situation?

Terry Bradshaw: "Basically you're a cheater, you got caught. Shame on you, Alex Rodriguez." | http://t.co/U6vCkRSOa4 @JoeandEvan #Yankees
— WFAN Sports Radio (@WFAN660) January 14, 2014

Hmm. Well that sums it up. Definitively.

Twitter has spoken ARod. Own your situation.


 
--Chad R. MacDonald
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