JOBA & CASHMAN EXCHANGE TEXTS

Joba: Mr. Cashman?!

Brian: Damn, I knew I'd hear from u Joba

Joba: just wanna make sure a trampoline wasn't involved in the busted ankle. Lol

Brian: Oh, that's about as funny as your stupid mustache. I'm just a klutz

Joba: taking a shot at the Tom Selleck stashe!

Brian: LOL. More like Ron Jeremy, BYB had it right.

Joba: well, just want to make sure your ok

Brian: Fine. my Legs up right now. Will need surgery

Joba: K

Brian: making calls, keeping off it

Joba: OK

Brian: trying to work out a trade to get you out of my life!!

Joba: why, because of that starter comment? Come on sir, I was joking

Brian: so am I Joba. calm down

Joba: sorry sir

Brian: thanks for calling. I appreciate it.

Joba: do you need anything? Chicken soup, Cervelli's jock, a subscription to skydiving magazine?

Brian: I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to talk to me that way.

Joba: true, kidding of course.

Brian: JK too Joba. I know

Joba: ok, rest. We'll catch up on the baseball field tomorrow...

Brian: thanks for calling.

Joba: Gimpy!

Brian: Haha that won't be so funny when you're on the Marlins

Joba: lol. .. You're kidding??

Brian: maybe.

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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