Youkilis: Who is this?
Joba: Joba Chamberlain. The guy who always throws at you? lol
Joba: LOL DUDE! I'm texting to say welcome!
Youkilis: You know, I'm gonna request my locker me next to u so I can beat your ass the first day of spring training.
Joba: Nice start
Youkilis: I have been dreaming about this day for a while now. i cant wait to smash you
Joba: ... wait...
Youkilis: what Jerk??
Joba: are you serious?
Youkilis: ur joking right???
Joba: seriously, im welcoming you and ur up in my grill?
Youkilis: Bro
Joba: what
Youkilis: I'm messing with you you gullible prick! Jeter told me that you would fall for it!! hahaha
Joba: jeet's a trouble maker, you're going to learn that fast
Youkilis: bro, whatever happened before is over. we're teammates, forget it.
Joba: ok good. sorry. thanks
Youkilis: Im looking forward to this, should be fun. I can't imagine what im going to look like in pinstripes
Joba: they'll probably burst into flames
Youklilis: jack off! seriously, you and i are gonna be tight, no doubt.
Joba: what are you gonna do about that ridiculous facial hair?
Youkilis: what do you mean?
Joba: Yanks want clean cut, you need to shave it
Youkilis: Whoa, what???
Joba: and new policy, they want us all bald and no facial hair all season now. military look.
Youkilis: DUDE, what did I sign up for??
Joba: F U, I got you!!!
Youkilis: this friendship ain't lasting you prick!!!
Joba: Looking forward to the season bro!
Youkilis: me too, thanks for reaching out.
(NOTE:
THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A
GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT.
THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS.
ENJOY)
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