SABATHIA & BURNETT EXCHANGE TEXTS: PART 4

Sabathia: Dog, ur all over the news!

Burnett: I know and I didn’t even murder anyone lol

Sabathia: Aaarrrgghh, u going to the Pirates dude?

Burnett: too late, Jeet already wrote that lol

Sabathia: haha damn bro I thought id be first

Burnett: no dice C

Sabathia: u alright with all this crap?

Burnett: as good as I can be, I mean, its just another city

Sabathia: true dat, ur the man, don’t worry about anything

Burnett: we don’t even know if im getting traded, all just talk

Sabathia: I know. Hope ur back with us here dog. First Jorge, now u

Burnett: u'll survive, ill manage 2. Thx for being my bud

Sabathia: ur one of the good ones, the media is nasty dog

Burnett: I haven’t seen much, hanging with fam. All good

Sabathia: maybe u should be practicing lol

Burnett: dick. Of course I am, and talking to Roth too. He’s like my shrink lol

Sabathia: yoda Rothschild? Love that dude. Good dude

Burnett: yea, but I'm still not a jedi lol

Sabathia: due time. u just suck like the media says haha

Burnett: OH thats what their saying? i thought it was that i was a head case

Sabathia: that too. lol

Burnett: :)

Sabathia: seriously though. its good for u if it happens, new start

Burnett: yeah but ill miss my family. u guys

Sabathia: dont make me cry bro

Burnett: ur crying C?

Sabathia: HELL no, im Fing with u

Burnett: should have known big bro. I hate you ha

Sabathia: whatever happens, ur my brother, remember that

Burnett: we came in together, i know it.

Sabathia: and don't walk the plank

Burnett: ur a freaking jerk too

Sabathia: ha, all good dog

Burnett: all good C. u da man

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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