WHY WE CAN ALL LEARN FROM JETER

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Page Six of the New York Post (full article HERE) is reporting that Derek Jeter hands out parting gifts for all of the ladies he brings home. I just have to say that HE IS THE MAN!!! We all
know Jeter likes to keep his private life private, and how else to keep the bevy of beauties he beds quiet? With goodies of course.

Always the gentleman, after having his evening of entertainment Jeter has a private car take the ladies home. Little does the whore d'orve know but waiting in the car is a lovely gift basket filled with autographs and other accoutrements. I wonder if the quality of gifts is dependent on the quality of the experience. I mean if Jeet gets to 2nd base does she get a picture? 3rd base, a baseball? Does she get tickets and an autographed jersey if she goes all the way? I WANT TO
KNOW. Come on Page Six!!!I also want to know what does A-Rod think of all of this. Maybe if he learned from Jeter his public image wouldn't be so bad. Ever wonder why his laundry is always aired in public? Maybe its the lack of a bribe.

Back to Jeter, when did this start? Has it always been his thing? Or just since his breakup with Minka? Its only coming out because one girl claims to have had the experience twice. This surprises me because I would have figured Jeter keeps better records on his bedpost. Now if I'm this girl, I would totally sell the 2nd basket. But how do I sell it? I can't trade it for the same thing that one would normally receive for catching a milestone ball. Do I go on e-bay
and sell "Derek Jeter's Rewards of Love" basket? Could you imagine the bids on that? I bet Seth McFarlane would pay top dollar for it!!

Finally I'll admit to the world, I'm jealous of Jeter because I didn't think of this first. And from the girls' perspective, besides being able to brag to your friends about hooking up with Derek Jeter (although I'm sure Jeter makes them sign a confidentiality agreement -I would) these girls take the ultimate walk of shame!

-- Lem Allen, BYB Freelance Writer
bybcurmudgeon@gmail.com



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