JETER & POSADA EXCHANGE TEXTS: PART 2

JETER: bro where’ve u been??? Crying somewhere? Lol

POSADA: ur an ashole haha vacation

JETER: what teams u talking to? Orioles?

POSADA: not too many, laura is pushing marlins on me.

JETER: ozzie and company want to kick butt this year. U like him right?

POSADA: I do, true

JETER: better than girardi i bet haha

POSADA: shut up D, that’s all media hype

JETER: come on, everyone knows… haha im playing bro

POSADA: hey, I saw Bernie play a show the other night

JETER: how is that SOB??

POSADA: we had dinner, good. Plays guitar better than baseball HAHA

JETER: that’s hilarious

POSADA: he and I are alike with this stuff. Walking away from Bronx is hard

JETER: im going to try and hang on forever lol

POSADA: u need to go find a nice girl and get married

JETER: u need to stop being my mom. lol I have it covered.

POSADA: laura and I will set u up

JETER: and double date with u 2? No thx I see too much of u already haha

POSADA: and whats all this about you taking chicks to your pad and sending them off with a gift basket?? lol

JETER: what?? they get a signed baseball! haha

POSADA: thats not the DJ i know.

JETER: would u rather I just sit in a dark aprartment and watch highlights of the 1998 world series? i like women lol

POSADA: good for you, im married, what do I know

JETER: that story is BS, i dont give baseballs i give miniature world series championship trophies :)

POSADA: why do I even talk to u. im not even on the team and ur the same

JETER: what

POSADA: ur the same as if I was ur teammate. A douchebag, lol

JETER: seriously bro, if something comes up with a team, let me know, I got ur back

POSADA: still thinking it out

JETER: if u want to talk again, give me a shout or call Andy

POSADA: that guy will tell me to retire and enjoy the fam…

JETER: maybe that’s what u need to do then. Keep in touch

POSADA: love u bro

JETER: I know :)

POSADA: dick!

JETER: lol

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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