TEIXEIRA & AROD EXCHANGE TEXTS

Teixeira: the press is STILL creaming us bro

Alex: yeah

Teixeira: we stunk in the playoffs, no excuses

Alex: I worked my butt off

Teixeira: true bro, but results is what the fans want

Alex: true so what are doing this winter? island vacay for me

Teixeira: ur not getting it, we LOST!!!

Alex: can’t get down. come back next year and win.

Teixieira: is this alex or a selfish sob??? LOL

Alex: BOTH haha

Teixeira: Man, ur too relaxed lol

Alex: golfing yesterday was awesome. I also smoked a nice cohiba

Teixeira: are you serious??? Ego much?lol

Alex: HAha screw u, im enjoying life

Teixeira: long and me are already talking about my mechanics, something is wrong, can’t put my finger on it

Alex: good. Speaking of fingers, I put my hands on this nice blonde I met lol.

Teixeira: haha. Yo stud, focus. I am really bummed about the playoffs! U should be too.

Alex: lol I am, but theres nothing we can do now! What does BYB say? We’re off for a long winter’s nap until spring?

Teirieia: true but we still need to think about it. We sucked. No more blondes, let’s get together this winter and practice, ill come to miami

Alex: blondes? that cuts deep lol

Teixeira: just do ur thing A, but we need ur bat, mine too. I feel like I let the fans down. They hate me.

Alex: they always hate me. lol

Teixieria: hahaha that’s true

Alex: btw, I’m talking to cash about trading u for pujols, u suck

Teixeira: ur stuck with me bro F U

Alex: nice

Teixieira: later pretty boy

Alex: lol

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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