JETER & MARTIN EXCHANGE TEXTS

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Jeter: So,you hate the Red Sox? WTF bro, lol

Martin: ha ha, I knew u woULd break my balls

Jeter: no I love it, out of character for yanks

Martin: that salamanticmoccia redsox guy gave me a bad vibe

Jeter: lol saltalamacchia

Martin: whatever and papi ticks me off when he comes up to the plate

Jeter: keep going, hilarious bro

Martin: I’d like to go high and tight on his ass, like BYB says

Jeter: your on fire bro. this series is the best ever, i've done it for years

Martin: I love the pinstripes what can I say im fired up

Jeter: we like having u fired up. has Hal and hank told talked to u yet?

Martin: about what

Jeter: speaking out of turn. I heard ur in trouble for the Marchand interview

Martin: WHAT????

Jeter: they may use Montero in playoffs now, not u. sorry

Martin: what the f bro, r u serious????

Jeter: messing with u dood. Hahaha

Martin: ur a dick bro, Posada told me to watch out!!!

Jeter: look u said that stuff, now we HAVE to win. a must win!

Martin: true dat. we will. yankees rule

Jeter: so lets get out there and kick some ass.

Martin: u got it Cap.

Jeter: later bro

Martin: I can’t believe you just tried to play a joke on me

Jeter: welcome to the Bronx, I like to break balls :)

Martin: clearly lol

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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