HUGHES & MARTIN EXCHANGE TEXTS

Martin: bro when u coming back

Hughes: faced live batters, slow

Martin: how do u feel

Hughes: better

Martin: ur milking it bro, you just didn’t want to pitch

Hughes: fu dude, Im screwed up

Martin: do u think u’ll be back after the break?

Hughes: I think so, velocity is up

Martin: Colons gonna punch u if you try and get back in rotation

Hughes: haha that dudes amazing

Martin: drob has it locked up in the pen

Hughes: u saying theres no place for me jerkoff?

Martin: im saying ur going to Trenton hahaha

Hughes: why do I like you you douche??

Martin: im messing with you

Hughes: whatever haha

Martin: ur phil hughes, golden boy

Hughes: dickhead. Yeah that’s right

Martin: hahaha

Hughes: maybe they’ll ship u to Cleveland for Austin kearns at the deadline

Martin: WHOA!!!

Hughes: you can play in the bugs like Joba did lol

Martin: Hughes strikes back!! Love the viciousness bro. poor joba

Hughes: sucks. Hutt’s hurting. Rothschild cant fix this oneMartin: yeah. Tommy john surgery?

Hughes: haha no, seriously?

Martin: yeah bro. crazy

Hughes: so crazy

Martin: when I heard someone say tommy johns coming today, I thought tommy john was actually coming tonight.

Hughes: frickin idiot.

Martin: I heard It out of context

Hughes: no one wants to hear that. Id rather have the real TJ here

Martin: lol, no shit. Well get back fast, we need you more than ever

Hughes: trust me, im on the mend

Martin: good bro, good.

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)

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