SWISHER & JOBA EXCHANGE TEXTS

Joba: bro. U started hitting! yeah lol

Swisher: f u bro ;)

Joba: doing radio interviews distracted you haha

Swisher: No. i was waiting for soriano to not let up runs, then i'd hit

Joba: yeah right? Haha he's alright

Swisher: dudes angry

Joba: yeah had a hilarious joke about hughes arm and sori just starred at me when I gave the punchline

Swish: what??

Joba: even hughes laughed

Swish: no personality

Joba: he's ok, adjusting

Swish: we should pie him lol

Joba: HAHA he'd punch u

Swish: fo sho

Joba: but seriously, r u out of the slump now???

Swish: damn i hope so lol

Joba: wonder y u sucked?

Swish: shut up dude

Joba: ur thinking about hollywood bro haha

Swish: I like being a rock star tru dat ;)

Joba: yeah

Swish: but love ny and bballs my passion

Joba: I hear u.

Swish: ill hit homers again, started last night!

Joba: u'r dreaming of hosting snl!!

Swish: that would rock dog!

Joba: jeet did it

Swish: yeah

Joba: I watched it, I was in 8th grade hahaha

Swish: hilarious

Joba: ill get sori to not be a tight ass if u break out of the slump

Swish: deal bro

Joba: deal

Swish: ur $

Joba: I know

Swish: what a dick!!! Lol

Joba: ;) later dog

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)


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