Sunday, July 28, 2019

STANTON & ELLSBURY EXCHANGE TEXTS


Stanton: Ells, you up?

Ellsbury: I am. Im actually rolling around in Yankee money right now. LOL

Stanton: I don't know how much longer I can fake this injury thing. I FEEL MAD GUILTY!!!!

Ellsbury: you'll get used to it. it's easy...LOOK AT ME :)

Stanton: it's just that the boys are in a bind right now. The sox SUCK and we are getting killed. I feel like I need to contribute

Ellsbury: they will be fine.  --

Stanton: whats --

Ellsbury: Just thinking that maybe your right.. but look the money thing is like taking money from a baby.

Stanton: Candy

Ellsbury: What?

Stanton: candy from a baby. not money.

Ellsbury: moneys better. I like money. especially when I don't do anything.

Stanton: jeez. ok

Ellsbury: LOLOLOLOLOL

Stanton: I came here to play tho bro. I actually feel good

Ellsbury: then get off the DL or IL or whatever they changed it to while I've been hurt. I think ive been hurt so long they changed the term in my absence.. WOW THATS amazing!!!! :)


Stanton: LOL . you're kind of a douche.

Ellsbury: How dare you.

Stanton: Dude! LOVE YOU BRO Totally kidding. I just would rather be honest.

Ellsbury: look the boys are awesome, all of them, but after my first injury I realized how easy this was.

Stanton: Well. I feel like I need to get back, collect my money legit. Love these guys. I mean I don't know if you have ever played with Judge, but the dude is awesome.

Ellsbury: Last time I played a full season Jeter was playing.

Stanton: STOP IT

Ellsbury: I'm playing you fool.

Stanton: Well look. a few more weeks and I am going back in for battle.

Ellsbury: Your life... more for me

Stanton: LOL. Hate you.

Ellsbury: talk soon :)

(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)



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2 comments:

  1. No, at the bottom it says they are fake and for humor purposes only.

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