Sunday, September 18, 2016
CASHMAN & EPSTEIN EXCHANGE TEXTS
Cashman: O-M-G Theo! Disguised at Wrigley? Hilarious!
Epstein: HAHA! You like that?
Cashman: I thought scaling a building was a good stunt. I think you have me beat.
Epstein: Sleeping with the homeless was good tho, no??
Cashman: Yours takes the cake. But that mustashe was super lame. Didn't even look real. You looked like a poor man's Sal Fasano! LOL
Epstein: I think it's safe to say I make more money than Fasano ever did!
Cashman: Got me!
Epstein:You did a great job bringing the kids in to play. Where did Gary Sanchez come from?
Cashman: No idea, but we love the kid.
Epstein: Well, it's a great start for your future.
Cashman: How has Chapman been over there?
Epstein: Great, but he keeps talking about wanting to return to the Yanks!
Cashman: That's my boy! We love Betances, but he may just not be ready to be a closer. It's OK tho, there is still plenty of time for him to be great.
Epstein: the Cubs fans love him. I think at least. That's kind of why I was disguised out there in the bleachers. I was listening to them talking about our players! THEY HATE ME! lol
Cashman: right! I still can't believe you did that. You have courage. If I did that, they would either punch me or shake my hand, but I don't want to find out.
Epstein: I hear ya. So, do you think you have a shot this year?
Cashman: I do. Slim, but I do. Unloading ARod and moving Miller and Chap were good things, it freed up roster space for these kids, and that's exciting.
Epstein: Red Sox appear unstoppable.
Cashman: They do, and clearly we knew that, but our team has to win, bottom line. I gave the fan base exactly what they wanted. If we don't get there, who they gonna blame?
Epstein: You! LOL
Cashman: Right... I'm the devil.
Epstein: I gotta meeting, we'll talk later
Cashman: OK. CHANGE THAT STUPID MUSTACHE!!! You look like a porn star.
Epstein: How do you know I wasn't going for that!!! LOL
Cashman: HA ha. Later Ep.
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)