Brian: Damn, I knew I'd hear from u Joba
Joba: just wanna make sure a trampoline wasn't involved in the busted ankle. Lol
Brian: Oh, that's about as funny as your stupid mustache. I'm just a klutz
Joba: taking a shot at the Tom Selleck stashe!
Brian: LOL. More like Ron Jeremy, BYB had it right.
Joba: well, just want to make sure your ok
Brian: Fine. my Legs up right now. Will need surgery
Brian: making calls, keeping off it
Brian: trying to work out a trade to get you out of my life!!
Joba: why, because of that starter comment? Come on sir, I was joking
Brian: so am I Joba. calm down
Joba: sorry sir
Brian: thanks for calling. I appreciate it.
Joba: do you need anything? Chicken soup, Cervelli's jock, a subscription to skydiving magazine?
Brian: I'm pretty sure you aren't supposed to talk to me that way.
Joba: true, kidding of course.
Brian: JK too Joba. I know
Joba: ok, rest. We'll catch up on the baseball field tomorrow...
Brian: thanks for calling.
Brian: Haha that won't be so funny when you're on the Marlins
Joba: lol. .. You're kidding??
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