Youkilis: Come on bro. The media is all over my ass because I didn't "call you". Get over it.
Joba: DUDE! I don't care, that's the New York Media for you.
Youkilis: You know, the more I think about it, I should have went to Tito and played for the Indians. They're not good, but at least they sign good free agents!
Joba: Bitter bro. chill
Youkilis: And you better not show up at pitchers and catchers! I'll be waiting in the clubhouse and pop you in the neck!
Youkilis: Im actually kidding, truth be told, I was going to call you tomorrow. I've just been running around trying to get a place in the suburbs of NYC, MO FO!!!
Joba: I knew it. Just so you know, I ain't afraid of you.
Youkilis: Yeah right
Joba: Dude, Pedroia told me you slap like a chick. I know I'll have no problem popping you in the lip
Youkilis: Wait, what did that twerp Dustin say?
Joba: He said you fight like a 5 year old. grow a set, bitch
Youkilis: No one talks to me like that! You're going DOWN CHAMBERLAIN!
Joba: what are you gonna do, scratch me with your nails?
Youkilis: Are you serious??
Joba: Im messing with you bro. Need to keep the fake fued going in NYC MO FO!
Youkilis: you freaking got me! OK, we'll play it off.
Youkilis: DOn't tell anyone we texted. Later Bitch
Joba: Go F Yourself
Youkilis: Right! Later
(NOTE: THESE ARE FAKE TEXT EXCHANGES. THIS IS ME USING HUMOR AND MAKING A GUESS OF HOW THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WOULD SPEAK TO EACH OTHER VIA TEXT. THERE IS NOTHING REAL ABOUT THIS. IT IS DONE STRICTLY FOR LAUGHS. ENJOY)
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